Eavesdropping at Midimeet
"Paddington's boat must have come in at Bristol. If it had been Southampton he'd have been Waterloo Bear."
"Of course these days he'd have had a full body search - he'd be yelling 'No! No! I'm not Sooty!'"
"There has to be a seed reference in there somewhere..."
"Why can't I lick the screen?? It's waterproof..."
"I once had a free sample from Selfridges. It was very good... and FREE!"